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When someone starts eating your goldfish and another person is eating your dog when smoking marijuana
Man my friends Fluped me
lets flupe sum tin whonge
Fluped by sum ting whonge June 10, 2024
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Flopedian 

Adjective

Where someone constantly thinks of everything as a joke/makes joke that are unfunny or no one laughs at despite the comedic intention.
"Flop" as the jokes, well, flop as how unfunny they are.
"edian" comedian,play on words.
"He/She is such a flopedian, none of his jokes are funny"
"He/She is such a flopedian, I wasn't making a joke but they took it as if it was"
Flopedian by Lego man² January 15, 2021
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Short version for fucked up. Pronounced fapd.
Oh man i was so fuped last night I don't remember a thing.

This is all fuped. Redo it.
fuped by Scootser April 6, 2008
The emotion of feeling drained out and worthless, no strong emotions running through your head. Almost like your tired and carnt be botherd to do anything that involves deep concentration or any physical activity.
'are you coming out later pete ?'
'nah, sorry i feel flumped robert.'
Flumped by PG :) September 1, 2009

flupejack 

Ray had enough of Tims shit so he flupejacked the mutherfucker
flupejack by marc March 4, 2005

Flukediddle 

A bite mark in and around the genitle area
Wow I can’t believe she gave him a flukediddle
Flukediddle by IslandBoy June 3, 2018
Mouth sex with tongue inside female vagina , or clitoris
Anne: How is it go'ng on inside ??
Brian: Aw...Aw..Well , It's fluted hard..
Fluted by Led2ria3n April 22, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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