Fluked 

To be forced to pay for the contraception of women you are not having sex with.

The entire country has been fluked by that Sandra chick.

Fluked by cheekyT August 5, 2012

fluked 

to fluke is to ditch someone

That bitch fluked, we were supposed to go on a double date, but hey, more pussy for me.

fluked by edgarblah September 20, 2007

Fluked 

To be blown off, stood up or turned down by a specific person.

You Fluked me last night when it was time to reciprocate oral sex

Fluked by Trenni May 26, 2016

fluked up 

Similar to "flucked up" and other derivatives of "fluck". An allusion to Sandra Fluke, who's recent "I'm short of money for contraception" testimony, re-invigorated the debate about the difference between sluts, skanks, and ordinary prostitutes.

Not related to the word fluke, meaning an abberation of nature.

Also not related to the word Anita'd, of similar ilk.

"If she going to testify before Congress, she'd better get fluked up". Or alternately. "Boy, did old Clarence ever get Anita'd, on that coke issue".

fluked up by esdguru69 June 27, 2012

swine fluked 

When you feel fuked by the deadly swine flu virus.

"Swine fluked" is often pronounced with L silent - as fucked.

Doctor: Am sorry, your test reports +ve. You are swine fuked (swine fluked)!!
Patient: fuk the swine..

swine fluked by slim_berry August 20, 2009

Flaked On 

To be let down by someone after an arrangement was made. Drop of plans or change of plans at the last minute.

We were supposed to go to the movies, but Jessie flaked on me.

I had plans with a potential buyer but he flaked on me.

Flaked On by Archangel11111 March 4, 2012

Captain Fluke 

He is the amazing Captain Fluke! He plays games, but doesn't really stick to a "let's play," but that's pretty cool that he doesn't. He has a few play lists that include MULTIplaying!, Playing!, and some mine craft. He is in a crew (Rage calls it Crew but the others are trying to find a better one), with RageGamingVideos, GenerationHollow, Evanz111 Tyde, Peace, and Gubiak. Captain Fluke just goes by the name of Fluke or Will. Mainly Fluke because Evanz111's name is also Will. Will (Fluke) has googles, that is what he mine craft skin is wearing. On mine craft people say he loves Ocelots.

Captain Fluke is awesome

Captain Fluke by CheeseheadSyd (Sydney Wick) October 2, 2013