A person who can't stop flicking with his penis.
Flick is the irritating sound that is created when you play with your penis.
Flikkernick is created in Norway, and thats why its Flikker, not Flicker - Nick.
In Class: Flick,flick,flick,flick,flick,flick,flick
"What the hell is that sound?"
"Oh, that's just Nick, flicking with his dick."
-Flikkernick
1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that governmentcash after all. Drat!"
A person who is a massive goober but also likes to get fluky so, therefore, is also actually sexual. Basically Funny, weirdo, nice person who is also very good.
A person who consciously aims to have sex with celebrities and then brags about it to their friends or the press to bolster or boost their ego or social status. It's also a word that will pass through any e-mail marshall a corporate business may have.
Person A "I just had sex with Brad Pitt. He's so good in bed."
Person B "You know what...you're such a Star Fukker"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).