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fluckery 

(fluhk-uh-ree) Noun
1. Knee-jerk, insincere and/or uninvited praise, back-patting or flattery on facebook or any social media that strangers leave for other strangers that they want to ingratiate themselves to and/or bang.

Also, flucker
(fluhk-er) Verb
1. To flatter insincerely on social media in hopes of engaging the recipient; to engage in fluckery.
Noun
2. One who engages in fluckery.
There was an avalanche of fluckery for that milf's selfie.
fluckery by Baron Von Goolo May 17, 2014

Fluckery 

"This bag is half full what is this fluckery" (fuckery)
Fluckery by dicklicker96 June 1, 2017

fluckery-bumfluff 

An exclamation of exasperation, surprise or disdain.
Oh fluckery-bumfluff! Your dog pissed in my shoe again & I put my foot in it without looking.
fluckery-bumfluff by QueenNobEd February 22, 2018

Fuckery Fairy 

When you wake up the next day and have found dumb shit posted on your Facebook page.
Girl, I woke up and checked my Facebook page. How about this dude posted a video of turtles getting their freak on?

I saw that shit! I was visited by the fuckery fairy too! *smmfh*
Fuckery Fairy by funny bish January 18, 2010

Trump-fuckery

Negative Insanity that you're forced to deal with every morning you wake up when Trump is president
I wonder what trump-fuckery we'll wake up to this morning!
Trump-fuckery by signchic February 6, 2017
Fuh-Ker-Ry

noun
1. Pertains to a person, situation (or place) that considered ridiculous or nonsensical
2. An alternative to the word "Bullshit"
3. Injustice

Origin:

Jamaican slang word.
Jamaican Patois term first introduced to American mainstream/popculture in a scene from the movie "(top) Shottas" which can be heard during the deportation interrogation scene.
"You're one of them from foreign, who commit all of the crimes. Then you come back here to mash up the island with your foreign style car jacking extortion, all types of fuckery!"

- Jamaican Officer to protagonist, Biggs in 'Shottas'
Fuckery by Iyam Mi September 4, 2013