Flunkerton 

Flunkerton is a game played in The Office Olympics. You strap a ream of paper to the bottom of each players feet and they race to the finish.

Phyllis wins gold in Flunkerton!!!

Flunkerton by Dwighth8sjim March 16, 2010

flufferton

that secret fresh stash of magical pow-pow, typically residing within the trees.

Dude, last week me and my bro found some sick flufferton down on eagle ridge.

flufferton by jpworks February 14, 2015

Fukerton 

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat the booty out, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradly Fukerton III (A celebrity) of "The Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

Fukerton by Helldnkey666 December 15, 2008

flonkerton 

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

flonkerton by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Fukerton 

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat out that booty, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradley Fukerton III of "Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

Fukerton by Helldonkey666 July 20, 2008

fukerton 

To lick another's anus.

My girl has to hide right after she gets out of the shower, lest I pounce and give her a fukerton.

fukerton by ssmracer December 15, 2008

Flonkerton 

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

Flonkerton by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018