Flunkerton

Flunkerton is a game played in The Office Olympics. You strap a ream of paper to the bottom of each players feet and they race to the finish.

Phyllis wins gold in Flunkerton!!!

by Dwighth8sjim March 16, 2010

flufferton

that secret fresh stash of magical pow-pow, typically residing within the trees.

Dude, last week me and my bro found some sick flufferton down on eagle ridge.

by jpworks February 14, 2015

Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat the booty out, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradly Fukerton III (A celebrity) of "The Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

by Helldnkey666 December 15, 2008

flonkerton

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Fukerton

Bluntly put, to perform the "Fukerton" is to eat out that booty, lick the cornhole, etc.

The Fukerton is an alternate name for said act, in honor of Fukertonning's biggest proponent and self proclaimed Fukerton master, Bradley Fukerton III of "Big O and Dukes Show" fame.

Upon the discovery that his girlfriend had a clean stink cave, Bradley flew into a frenzy and immediately showed her the divine pleasure the fukerton provides a woman.

by Helldonkey666 July 20, 2008

fukerton

To lick another's anus.

My girl has to hide right after she gets out of the shower, lest I pounce and give her a fukerton.

by ssmracer December 15, 2008

Flonkerton

A sport with Icelandic roots, in which one must carry "paper snow shoes" on their feet to stomp their way to the finish line. It directly translates in Icelandic to: "box of paper snowshoe racing"

Phyllis won Flonkerton by using her superior Flonkerton skills to beat Kevin

by 🍑Thiccy🍑 February 3, 2018