"Fire the fruiton torpedoes. And like uhh make us go that way."
"Then he looks at Counselor Troi and says, "Hey, baby. I command you to show me your thingies."

fruiton torpedoes by Telephony March 18, 2020

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Flutonica

The flute/harmonica thing that those goat guys play.

That goat bastard played the shit out of that Flutonica .

Flutonica by Lance Stongo February 5, 2008

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Fruiton

One who loves man cock up his ass or recieving from other male

I knew Tom was a fruiton when he whipped it out and tried to seduce me

Fruiton by Michael December 2, 2003

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Flutton Your Button

The idea of "Flick Your Bic", but for lighters with buttons instead. These lighters are not as satisfactory as bic lighters, therefore the expression sounds ugly, disgusting, and suggestive.

Note; Bic does in fact make lighters as such, but you get the idea.

Why don't you just take your lighter and flutton your button.

Flutton Your Button by Rabbit! November 20, 2010

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fruitonomer

One who spends an above average amount of time studying the habits of either "the gays" or exotic fruit

Typically characterized by a desire to hang out in gay bars, Whole Foods, or the produce section.

I always suspected that Jules was a fruitonomer, and my suspicions were confirmed when she told me she had watched "Brokeback Mountain" 348 times in the last year.

fruitonomer by Suzy Sunburn July 22, 2014

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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