Flutonica  

The flute/harmonica thing that those goat guys play.

That goat bastard played the shit out of that Flutonica .

Flutonica by Lance Stongo February 5, 2008

flumoniagitis 

This is a combination of Influenza and Pneumonia that results in a case of Laryngitis. Worse than Flumonia because it lasts for weeks sometimes months.

After having Flumonia I wound up losing my voice for weeks from all the coughing and hacking. This is now known as flumoniagitis.

flumoniagitis by Mrenigma1122 December 19, 2009

flumonia 

Any type of sickness usually caught during winter or weather consisting of rapidly fluctuating temperatures. Commonly contracted from being in public places or being near children or adults who have children.

I went to my brother-in-law's school play and came home with flumonia.

flumonia by solareclipse2 March 16, 2009

Flutontaba 

A way to express yourself without being able to.

I'm feeling so... What's the word... Flutontaba.

Flutontaba by g109l November 22, 2011

Flatonia Closet Trap 

This starts with 2 males enjoying a meal of Tex Mex food, after which both will have to take a massive shit. Both males disrobe, move into a dark closet, spread ass cheeks, and clamp anuses together. Then it's simply a battle over who can push their feces into the other's colon. If you win, you have successfully escaped the Flatonia closet trap, and therefore have proven NOT to be gay. Congratulations on your total heterosexuality!

I’m starting to think Justin Bieber is actually gay. Kutcher says the Biebs got dumped in during the Flatonia Closet Trap on Wednesday morning.

Flatonia Closet Trap by Doodoo Butter September 18, 2019

Futonic 

A type of relationship where one party is indisputably moored in the "friendzone." The result of that relationship inevitably leads to one party always sleeping on the futon, while the other gets the bed.

Friendzoner: "Hey, I'm feeling a little lonely, would you come over and watch a movie with me? You can sleep over if you like."
Friendzonee: "Really?!?"
Friendzoner: "Absolutely, but we have to keep it strictly futonic."

Friendzonee: "Ok, but can I cuddle with the cat tonight?"
Friendzoner: "For sure"

Futonic by Saturday's Issue November 28, 2011

Flumonia 

The synergistic "Super-bug" that is spawned when an individual becomes infected with the influenza and pnemonia at the same time. This is more sinister than the dreaded bird and/or swine flu...and is more on-par with the fabled SuperFlu from the movie "The Stand".

Monday
Patient - Yo, I don't feel so good doc.
Doctor - Well I declare...you must have a case of the flu.

Thursday
Patient - Yo, I feel worse now doc.
Doctor - For Pete's sake, it appears you now have pnemonia.
Patient - Does that mean I have Flumonia?

Flumonia by archyis October 8, 2009