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Flap me up, baby!
Flap me up, baby! by Flapbot May 30, 2020
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Flap Noodle
A limp, flaccid penis. May also be used to slap and flap someone about their face or some other part of their body.
I gave my sister the flap noodle after she refused to wake up and get out of bed and come to breakfast.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
Rachel sucked me off. She wanted more. I didn’t so I gave her the flap noodle and told her to go to sleep.
I drank so much I gave myself the flap noodle. I couldn’t even rub one out.
The nut cutters are really showing off my flap noodle.
My step mom walked into the bathroom and was eyeing my flap noodle in the mirror.
Flap Noodle by Dick Onchin April 15, 2020
flip like a flapjack
flip like a flapjack by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008
Spock flap
The Spock flap is the hinged cover that folds over a cellular phone or hand held radio to protect the face from damage and accidental use.
The Spock flap is named after Mr. Spock in the original Star Trek series because of the radios used in that show .
The Spock flap is named after Mr. Spock in the original Star Trek series because of the radios used in that show .
Why don’t buy a crack berry?
I need to have a Spock flap on my cell phone or I will be constantly butt dialing everybody.
I need to have a Spock flap on my cell phone or I will be constantly butt dialing everybody.
Spock flap by Fred 1989 July 6, 2010
Flap fishing
when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.
as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.
Flap fishing by docdebauch January 21, 2008
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