flapcrackers

Any dried secretion about the female genitalia.

"She had a minge like Uncle Albert's beard after a pie-eating contest; I've never seen so many flapcrackers..."

by xine, wielder of the magic hat February 26, 2007

flipcracker

A derogatory term for somebody of mixed Filipino/Caucasian descent.

My mom and dad met in the Philipines -- have I told you that I'm a flipcracker?

by bob May 13, 2005

Flapcracker

To crack ones flaps

Once riding on a horse, my flaps cracked uncontrollably 'I've just had a flapcracker'

by Dungtrumpet March 11, 2017