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floorcake 

Cake or a cupcake that has been on the floor for some time. Someone must really have the sweets bad to pick it up and start eating it - but they do !
"Jeremy, your place is a mess. Wait, is that floorcake ! First dibs !"
"Look, Delancey. They're serving floorcakes." (as spoken by Portia in, "Barbie Princess Charm School.")
floorcake by dw8177 January 22, 2017

Flowerface

Someone that looks perfect to you in their own way. Doesn't have to be physical appearance.
Yoona? She's definitely my flowerface
Flowerface by yooniquelymine December 31, 2012

floorcake 

Cake that has been on the floor, but its ok, because its cake.
"Omg somebody left me some floor cake! #FLOORCAKE FTW!
floorcake by tgriley April 14, 2014

flowercore 

A genre that can be used to describe the new sound of certain bands most notably Inflames and Soilwork. Normally the vocals try to sound "br00tal" but actually end up sounding like celine dion trying to growl. Lyrical themes are typical emo teen angst to inner struggles, or even meaningless shit. Former talented Melodic death/Gothenburg bands Inflames & Soilwork currently lead the movement. Most of their current fans ignore the bands earlier sound and pretend it never existed, vice versa for the old fans.

Old Melodic Death Inflames Lyrics
"in your world, the day is no threat
in my world, there is an absence of light
"genetic superior cell" controlled
by the fathomless and unbearable" -Colony

New Flowercore Inflames Lyrics
"It burns, it rips, it hurts"- Leeches

Old Melodic Death Soilwork Lyrics
Treasurize this entertainment now!
By public demand we work for this pleasure. -Generation Speedkill.

New Flowercore Soilwork Lyrics
"I'm waiting for something to show,
I might as well (go kiss a guy)...
Just drag me down so low!" - Stabbing the Drama
Ander Friden: "It Huuuuurrrts IT RIPPPPS IT BUUURRRNSSS" *pulls out blade* */wrist*
Anders Friden: /wrists for flowercore!!
IF Fans: There are rumours that these guys had albums before Reroute to remain.
IF Fans2: Nah those who say that are just a bunch of posers.
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Bjorn:I'm waiting for something to show, *kisses guy*
Rob Halford: Me Next!
flowercore by Anders Friden December 29, 2008

flowerage 

referring to the act of blossoming or having blossoms, especially in the early parts of spring
We went from zero vegetation from full flowerage in just a few days.
flowerage by drinkold April 17, 2010

flowercide 

The intentional killing of flowers; or the killing of flowers out of stupidity and ignorance.
She was so mad at her mother, she committed flowercide and cut up her mother's prize rose bushes.

He didn't water his plants causing flowercide and useless weed.
flowercide by emberin December 7, 2011