flowercide

The intentional killing of flowers; or the killing of flowers out of stupidity and ignorance.

She was so mad at her mother, she committed flowercide and cut up her mother's prize rose bushes.

He didn't water his plants causing flowercide and useless weed.

by emberin December 7, 2011

flowrider

Flowrider - a so called "new generation wave generator," where riders are able to "stimulate" riding a wave, but fails miserably from the whole purpose of being at the beach and surfing. It's also a big marketing that will force many rich, fat, posers to claim they know how to surf, when undoubtly "Flowriders" will give the term Gook (surf poser) a whole new meaning. Flowriders are popping up everywhere, like San Diego's WaveHouse. Save your money, don't fall for this BS, I rode it, and it wasn't all that great, it's just a get rich scheme by a Republican non-surfer industry company, who is not an environmentalist, and also likes the idea of wasting thousands gallons of water.

Gook 1: Surfs up! Did you see me carving off of that the wave?
Gook 2: Like oh my god, that was narly! I hanged 10 and did a cutback like pro surfer Rob Mochado, I'm so cool.
Man: You posers, that was only a flowrider, and I can't believe you paid $20 for a 5 minute session.

by Who is Mike Jones? Mike Jones! October 9, 2005

Flowrider

A person who enjoys sex with menstruating women.

He loves that time of month...he is such a flowrider.

by effert9009 December 20, 2009

flowerdew

Flowerdew is the name for a Royal bloodline of French origins. It is said they will bring unity, equality, and prosperity to the earth before the millennium begins.

Flowerdew’s will show us the way

by B&P LLC November 9, 2020

flowrider

guy who has sexual relations with a woman during their period

the flowrider destroyed his sheets after having sex woth her

by stones October 24, 2007

flowride

Having sex with a woman who is on her period.

"When she told me she was on the rag, I had to consider whether to go for a flowride. Yep, I did it."

by DrChisel April 9, 2009

flowercore

A genre that can be used to describe the new sound of certain bands most notably Inflames and Soilwork. Normally the vocals try to sound "br00tal" but actually end up sounding like celine dion trying to growl. Lyrical themes are typical emo teen angst to inner struggles, or even meaningless shit. Former talented Melodic death/Gothenburg bands Inflames & Soilwork currently lead the movement. Most of their current fans ignore the bands earlier sound and pretend it never existed, vice versa for the old fans.

Old Melodic Death Inflames Lyrics
"in your world, the day is no threat
in my world, there is an absence of light
"genetic superior cell" controlled
by the fathomless and unbearable" -Colony

New Flowercore Inflames Lyrics
"It burns, it rips, it hurts"- Leeches

Old Melodic Death Soilwork Lyrics
Treasurize this entertainment now!
By public demand we work for this pleasure. -Generation Speedkill.

New Flowercore Soilwork Lyrics
"I'm waiting for something to show,
I might as well (go kiss a guy)...
Just drag me down so low!" - Stabbing the Drama

Ander Friden: "It Huuuuurrrts IT RIPPPPS IT BUUURRRNSSS" *pulls out blade* */wrist*
Anders Friden: /wrists for flowercore!!
IF Fans: There are rumours that these guys had albums before Reroute to remain.
IF Fans2: Nah those who say that are just a bunch of posers.
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Bjorn:I'm waiting for something to show, *kisses guy*
Rob Halford: Me Next!

by Anders Friden December 29, 2008