5 definitions by Cassiafrass

That supreme accessory that tells everyone you mean business. Ain’t no one gonna fuck with a steel mustache.
“So did you tell Steven to fuck off?”
“I tried to, but the man was sporting a steel mustache. I just looked at it and thought, ‘Wow. That is GOD-LIKE. I can’t fuck with that.”
“So you didn’t?”
“So I didn’t.”
Like a little bitch.”
“Yep. Like a little bitch.”
by Cassiafrass December 16, 2017
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When you sleep with as many virgins back to back as you can.
“It’s called pringling because once you pop, you can’t stop!”
by Cassiafrass May 3, 2018
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When you can feel someone’s breath on your asscheeks. And you’re paying them for it.

Like when you’re polishing an apple, but it’s your buttcheeks.
“He was a real specialized bun steamer.”
by Cassiafrass February 4, 2018
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When you’re fucking a person and snorting blow off of some part of their body. Preferably off of someplace weeeeeeird.
You ever florting? It’s like drugs for your brain and yo dick.
by Cassiafrass March 25, 2018
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An older male improviser. It’s a play on the improvised comedy concept of “yes, and” that provides framework for building improvised scenes with scene partners, and the term “leather daddy” that describes older/middle-aged men who dress in a lot of leather.
I’m going to form an improv troupe of 40+ year old men called the “Yes Daddy / Yes Daddies.”
by Cassiafrass April 8, 2018
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