Flornadians

Canadians that live in Florida

There are plenty of Flornadians to spare in Orlando.

Flornadians by xowe March 30, 2019

Floridians 

A special type of animal you can only find in Florida, commonly known as Florida man

John: what is your favorite animal.
Joe: Floridians, their are just so entertaining to watch and read about

Floridians by Proboi November 12, 2022

Branch Floridians 

An intellectual collective founded in 1997 that is dedicated to lateral thinking and bad taste. It is often unclear if it is a religion disguised as a joke, or a joke disguised as a religion -- much in the same vein as The Church of the Subgenius or Discordianism. They maintain an expansive website at www.branchfloridians.org and regularly put out e-zines called "The World Domination Update." The group's self-professed objective is "think for yourself!"

At first glance, the Branch Floridians appear to be an ultra-fundamentalist cult, but anyone paying attention should quickly realize this is a sarcastic fascade. Admittedly, though, it is often difficult to tell when they are being serious, and when they are joking. Such pranksterism is deliberately designed to provoke people into *thinking*.

The group has no relation to MSN troll Michelson-Morley or any of his alter-ego/pseudonics. There is a member of the Branch Floridians named Reverend FairInHeight 451, and Fairinheight451 is also a name used by Michelson-Morley. This is a coincidence, though it understandably has caused some confusion among people who dislike him for his trolling activities. Michelson-Morley is *not* a member of the Branch Floridians.

Branch Floridians by saint November 10, 2004

Branch Floridians 

Small and dangerous religious cult apparently run by someone known as the Reverend Fairinheight451, who may or may not also be the same person as the MSN troll Michelson-Morely. That MM is active in this cult is clear from the latter's references to the experiment on which he bases his nic.

The group puts on a humorous, Situationist exterior but this covers a serious paranoia and a resultant cult complex. They believe a small clique is controlling the world, and publish a regular bulletin, "World Domination".

Their name is a play on Branch Davidians, the name of the cult slaughtered at Waco.

The antics of several characters with links to this group, which may be either indoctrinated cult members or multiple ID's of the cult leader, have caused havoc on Anarchist Alliance and other MSN groups, where they take their intolerant views to the point of accusing others without foundation of being Nazis and starting flame wars over trivial issues.

Branch Floridians by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004

Florinadian 

Like Canadian but Florida

Tennis could be a florinadian

Florinadian by blush_ii July 26, 2021

Florinadian 

Like Canadian but for florida

That is so florinadian

Florinadian by blush_ii July 30, 2021

Florinadian 

Like Canadian but for Florida

That is such a florinadian thing to do

Florinadian by blush_ii July 30, 2021