xowe's definitions

Yankee Florida

The area of Florida south of Gainesville and not Key West or the Everglades.

Them yankees took over most of Florida and made it Yankee Florida with their unsweet tea and they want to open up one of them Tim Hortons.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Cool Mom

A mom that irresponsibly parents her teens and lets them drink alcohol, as seen in the Canadian blockbuster Mean Girls.

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

by xowe March 30, 2019

eeeee...

The sound Spanish speaking people make when they think.

Yo quiero eeeee... una pastilla, por favor.

by xowe October 21, 2018

Bama Bangs

The Northern term for a preppy brushed haircut.

When we went to Ann Arbor people kept calling our hair Bama Bangs, but everybody there has yankee hair.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Chip and Joanna Gaines

A couple in Waco that loves to flip other people's houses and make Waco beautiful. Their work is commonly seen in the HGTV series Fixer Upper.

Chip and Joanna Gaines saved my house from demolition.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Slu

Alabama Slang: An inlet on the lake.

The Coosa Queen was sailing yonder on the slu.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie

A pie that is made out of poop, as seen in The Help.

I gave her a Minny Jackson Chocolate Pie and she at two slices!

by xowe March 30, 2019