xowe's definitions

Flornadians

Canadians that live in Florida

There are plenty of Flornadians to spare in Orlando.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Saskatchewanization

A large influx of beavers in another province that is not Saskatchewan.

The Saskatchewanization of Quebec has become so dire in recent years that indigenous aquaculture has become displaced.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Shiplap

Decorative boards commonly found on walls, as seen in the HGTV show Fixer Upper.

I put shiplap in my new renovation.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Yankee Florida

The area of Florida south of Gainesville and not Key West or the Everglades.

Them yankees took over most of Florida and made it Yankee Florida with their unsweet tea and they want to open up one of them Tim Hortons.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Cool Mom

A mom that irresponsibly parents her teens and lets them drink alcohol, as seen in the Canadian blockbuster Mean Girls.

I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

by xowe March 30, 2019

Slu

Alabama Slang: An inlet on the lake.

The Coosa Queen was sailing yonder on the slu.

by xowe March 31, 2019

Demichiganization

The process where the children of Northern transplants to the South, especially from Michigan, adapt to Southern culture and southern drawl, often to the disgust of their parents.

I regret leaving Ann Arbor for Birmingham, my son has an annoying drawl, eats gross food, wears comfort colors and khaki shorts, and wants to go to Bama instead of Umich; I am worried that demichiganization will affect my younger children as well.

by xowe March 30, 2019