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Florjh

A Florjh is done when you ghloj a sphiljh until it xyxxlxes.
I just hit a crazy florjh after I smjlmihjmjed.
by florjh February 22, 2022
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Florgh

A flying prostitute that has decided to open her legs to catch all the boys. It is rumoured that being is recognised as an endangered species by the UK government.
Ryan: Hey Tom look. What's that!?
Tom: It's a Florgh!!! RUN!!
* the Florgh would suck up any human in its path with the clitterous. *
by Oglar May 30, 2015
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florah

A girl who's friendly funny and nice but can turn into a savage if her friends are in danger
Florah loves all her friends
by Dr jean July 3, 2017
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florsheim

Man, he must be tryin' to impress, he is wearin' his florsheims
by Desert Rose September 15, 2006
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Florch

When one is

A: preforming oral sex on another who has a visible sexually transmitted disease on or around their genitals

B: someone who is beyond the point of sobriety
Sick fuck: "dude I florched this hooker last night"
Other dude: "you sick fuck!"

OR
Hungover dude: "man I was fuckin' florched last night"
Other dude: "yeah man you were so florched you jumped off the roof!"
by Florch my porch December 17, 2016
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Florham Park, NJ

A small suburban town in North Jersey (actually it's a borough) home to a lot of cool kids, some hot girls, and annoying ass parents. Holy Family, awesome kids, evil fucking teachers. Also refered to as Flo Po or FPNJ.Also home to some pretty awesome bands (bob saget's and Crazy James. I love my town and some surrounding towns can go to hell (east hanover which is GUIDO central, and they can all suck my wang) Easy going place, very nice looking suburb, no one knows about it, and it doesnt get the respect it deserves. WE HAVE A FUCKING ROLLER RINK TOO!!
Speedy Mart
The Movie Store
a pretty sweet Macdonalds
by Mike Carrington January 9, 2005
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Florham Park, NJ

A borough in Morris county, New Jersey; a suburb of God knows where, its just some random suburb. The town can be described as nothing. It's a boring place. According to wikipedia, it's 7.4 square miles, that means it's 7.4 sqare miles of houses, thats all there is in this town, houses, with the exception of 4 strip malls and a McDonald's along Columbia Turnpike which make up some kind of pathetic excuse for a downtown.

Considered a "rich town" by some places, becoming richer as typical 60's/70's suburb style homes are demolished and replaced with very large houses, in many cases filling almost the entire lot. This looks odd as these houses do not at all fit in with the size and/or style of pretty much all houses surrounding them. Nobody seems to care, they build them anyway.

Home to "The Little Red School House," Holy Family, Ridgedale Middle School, The Florham Park Roller Rink, some sports fields, an NJ-24 entrance/exit ramp (which takes you to I-78 or I-287)and the New York Jets Summer Training Camp. Area code 07932-google earth it.
Person in Florham Park, NJ: "Get me out of here!!!"
Rest of the world: "(No Response)"
by Jack Dunlevy March 2, 2007
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