Florgh 

A flying prostitute that has decided to open her legs to catch all the boys. It is rumoured that being is recognised as an endangered species by the UK government.

Ryan: Hey Tom look. What's that!?
Tom: It's a Florgh!!! RUN!!
* the Florgh would suck up any human in its path with the clitterous. *

Florgh by Oglar May 30, 2015

Florg

An onomatopoeia that represents the collapse of order in the face of one's own ability to create noises which sound like words.

Joe: "I wrote a poem! Want to hear it?"
Tim: "Sure!"
Joe: "Okay, here goes, 'daring to hope, daring to love, daring to-"
Tim: "FLORG!"

Florg by M.C. Socrates February 19, 2010

flurgh 

Flurgh is a non-comittal response given when you are uncertain as to what to reply to a question, or wish to obtain more information before answering. Usually used in reply to invitations to take part in sporting activities or social engagements.
On the whole flurgh leans toward being a negative answer, and is used when you don't want to give offense.

If you wish to be slightly more expansive on your meaning when using flurgh, the '+' and '-' signs may be used in conjunction with flurgh ie. maybe yes: +flurgh, and probably no: -flurgh.

Flurgh should never be spoken aloud, only ever written, but if it was pronounced it would sound phonetically almost exactly as it is spelled.

Dave says: Jon, would you like to come out with Jenna and i this Saturday?

Jon says: flurgh

Dave says: It's going to be a good show, a musical..

Jon says: -flurgh

flurgh by westsaffa July 26, 2006

flought 

past tense of fly

only used by those of particularly high IQ

You: I flew in last night
Me, an intellectual: I flought

You: That bird almost flew into my window last night
Rick and Morty fan, an intellectual: An endothermic vertebrate, characterised by feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton flought into mine opening allowing passage of light and air

flought by bootyholepicsontheready December 17, 2017

Florganoleptic 

Flor-ga-no-lep-tic

/ˌflôrɡənōˈleptik/

Definiton:

1. :A genre of music describing the art of plants playing music with people, with the aid of an electronic device.

2. : the art of plants creating music

3. :plant sensory controlled music/lights/etc.

4. :a person's ability to understand how to create harmonious music with a plant that is creating improvisational music with the aid of an electronic device

*Plants create music with a device that measures a plants electromagnetic resistance from root to tip. The device converts the electromagnetic measurements into a wave form, allowing musical notes to be assigned to the various wave peaks. Through that, those electromagnetic waves can be converted into audible music allowing plants to create music and conduct light shows! Once a plant is connected to the device and begins to play music, it seems to respond when other plants or people are making music in the same area. When people are musically proficient enough to play correctly with the plants an amazing concert can be heard.

Other Words:

Florganoleptically

\ ˌfl-ȯr- gə- nō- ˈlep- ti- k(ə- )lē \

Florganolepticism

\ ˌfl-ȯr-gə-nō-ˈlep-ti-k(iz)-əm \

Florganoleptics

/ˌflôrɡənōˈleptiks/

Examples In A Sentence:

Florganoleptic Music is a genre of music involving the act of plants creating improvisational music with humans.

I went to see a florganoleptic music concert last night and it was life changing!

Florganoleptics is an amazing new concept.

I'm really into florganolepticism.

Florganoleptically speaking, the plant created amazing music.

Florganoleptic by Cosmic Knot February 21, 2020

florah 

A girl who's friendly funny and nice but can turn into a savage if her friends are in danger

Florah loves all her friends

florah by Dr jean July 3, 2017

Purple Florgen 

A drink invented by two young men in Kokomo, Indiana. Originally, a non-alcoholic beverage, the drink contained Welch's grape soda (hence, the name purple) and whipped cream. Later, upon reaching legal drinking age, they decided to add a twist... a "McTwirple Twist" as it would later be named. The McTwirple Twist was simply the addition of a small amount of grenadine and a large amount of cheap vodka.

Although its name implies that the drink has German origins, it actually isn't available there. It was tested in France and Mexico, with little success. Its most successful trials took place on university campuses across the U.S., namely Purdue University and Indiana University.

A marketing campaign is currently in the works with the tag line, "endorsed by llamas". The drink has yet to hit shelves, but could as soon as 2009.

We mixed up a couple of Purple Florgens to quench our thirst.

Purple Florgen by Bill B. and C. Jack January 8, 2008