Floptimus Prime 

A middle-aged dandy, usually seen propping up bars in South London. Often seen sporting a mix of modern and traditional attire; such as a silk cravat, a velour jacket and brightly coloured slacks acquired from the Kings Road.

Takes chatting up and bedding women equally as seriously as consuming large quantities of alcohol. Thus when both combined, a performance issue can arise(or not), thus one becomes "Floptimus Prime". He must announce his new name.

Picked up a frauline in the boozer last night. I had already sunk 8 liveners. Got back to my digs and it all went south. I AM Floptimus Prime.

Floptimus Prime by brandonreport March 4, 2011

Faptimus Prime 

A masturbating machine, who can supposedly go for days; someone who tends to masturbate more than usual.

I found that rock hard towel under your bed, you must be a faptimus prime.

Faptimus Prime by ErinIsTheGawdOfMunchingCooge February 6, 2010

Sloptimus Prime 

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.

Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

Sloptimus Prime by ThatGuyUSA June 3, 2009

loptimus prime 

Name for a chick with a dick, a guy who is transforming into a chick.

If that adams apple wasnt a dead giveaway check out that buldge.. total loptimus prime

loptimus prime by Holy Ghostbusters December 2, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019