Floptimus Prime

A middle-aged dandy, usually seen propping up bars in South London. Often seen sporting a mix of modern and traditional attire; such as a silk cravat, a velour jacket and brightly coloured slacks acquired from the Kings Road.

Takes chatting up and bedding women equally as seriously as consuming large quantities of alcohol. Thus when both combined, a performance issue can arise(or not), thus one becomes "Floptimus Prime". He must announce his new name.

Picked up a frauline in the boozer last night. I had already sunk 8 liveners. Got back to my digs and it all went south. I AM Floptimus Prime.

by brandonreport March 4, 2011

Faptimus Prime

A masturbating machine, who can supposedly go for days; someone who tends to masturbate more than usual.

I found that rock hard towel under your bed, you must be a faptimus prime.

by ErinIsTheGawdOfMunchingCooge February 6, 2010

Sloptimus Prime

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.

Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

by ThatGuyUSA June 3, 2009

loptimus prime

Name for a chick with a dick, a guy who is transforming into a chick.

If that adams apple wasnt a dead giveaway check out that buldge.. total loptimus prime

by Holy Ghostbusters December 2, 2011