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Floptimus Prime 

A middle-aged dandy, usually seen propping up bars in South London. Often seen sporting a mix of modern and traditional attire; such as a silk cravat, a velour jacket and brightly coloured slacks acquired from the Kings Road.

Takes chatting up and bedding women equally as seriously as consuming large quantities of alcohol. Thus when both combined, a performance issue can arise(or not), thus one becomes "Floptimus Prime". He must announce his new name.
Picked up a frauline in the boozer last night. I had already sunk 8 liveners. Got back to my digs and it all went south. I AM Floptimus Prime.
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Faptimus Prime 

A masturbating machine, who can supposedly go for days; someone who tends to masturbate more than usual.
I found that rock hard towel under your bed, you must be a faptimus prime.

Sloptimus Prime 

An Ugly girl who still manages to have sex with an unbeleivable number of guys.
Kyle: Dude...Ricks new girl is a straight up Sloptimus Prime.
James: I know dude...Trust me.

loptimus prime 

Name for a chick with a dick, a guy who is transforming into a chick.
If that adams apple wasnt a dead giveaway check out that buldge.. total loptimus prime