Floptics

A field of research envolving the science of failure

Floptics
investigates cases of males living in their mothers basements.

by jkentos February 14, 2009

floptical

A penis that appears to be erect, but upon closer inspection, is in fact flaccid.

May be related to whisky dick.

I thought he was ready to go, but then realized it was a floptical illusion.

by Dangér June 9, 2018