Floor Meat

A slut who'll fuck on the floor, even in public.

Fred: What'dya think of Charlotte?

Collin: Dude, she's floor meat...

by jewoobs69 August 20, 2014

meat on the floor

Scheduled for sex
On call for booty
An approaching appointment for butt
Non gender specific*

"Hey fam, you tryna go to nandos this Friday?"
"Cant do it bro, ive got meat on the floor"

by KingDio July 12, 2017

Meat Flood

You are fucking a diseased, underachieved slut bucket in the shitter, and then all of the sudden she releases her bowels causing her to shit corn chowder out both ends of her asshole. You are so shocked, so petrified, that it gives you a strange turn-on, which causes you to keep fucking that filthy, stool stained can.

Oh damn, this stupid hoe just had a meat flood. Oh well, guess I'll just keep fucking.

by Somebody March 31, 2005

meat floom

a large vagina, ussually a obese womans

that is one big meat floom.

by master finger blaster October 9, 2004

floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

by jose suarez May 9, 2006

Floormat

Technical diagram and area blueprint of a room's layout, commonly a convention or meeting hall, convention room, business office, etc.

I am awaiting the room's floormat so as to ascertain it's logistical requirements.

by TheTruthSpeaksAgain December 11, 2011

FLOORMATT PARKER

To take a diarhetic shit in the home or business, on the floor, of someone you truly dislike

man, i hate that son o'bitch, so i took a mean floormatt parker on his livingroom floor

by jose suarez May 9, 2006