flonked

When a person is 'out of it' or 'dazed'.

Jeff: Hey Micheal, you good?
Micheal: Sorry dude, i'm just really flonked right now.

by ghostcakes July 14, 2021

Flonked

verb (past tense)

To get stuck in a tire-width ice well in an alleyway.

"I got my car flonked"
"Can you help me get my car unflonked"

by mmmmmykesmm February 4, 2026

Flonked Out

When someone gets punked down to do something for somebody they are flonked out

Man he made that boy tie his shoes he flonked out

by Baton rouge slang mane July 27, 2019

Kay Flocked

when you pop a nigga in broad daylight

Person 1: “yeah that nigga got kay flocked”
Person 2: “damnn”

by ew6 June 8, 2022

flunked

having to repeat a grade because of failing

nahh man im supposed to be in the 11th grade ... i flunked 2nd.

by tsunamii.d May 5, 2018

flonkerton

An olympic sport of Icelandic origin wherein the competitors race a predetermined distance with full boxes of paper strapped to their feet.

"Phyllis narrowly beat Kevin in the first annual flonkerton race in the Dunder-Mifflin Office Olympics, which earned her a gold medal made out of a yogurt lid and paper clips."

by Darth Z. February 5, 2007

Flocked beard

Excessive amount of cum/semen that lands on a man's beard that closely resembles a snow covered Christmas tree.

Sam: "Keagan! Did you go down on Jake?! You have a flocked beard!"
Keagan: "It tasted exactly like strawberry milk!"

by Didgit$ June 29, 2016