Flojob
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flojob
the act that a collegiate freshman performs on a brearley or stuyvesant (female) sophomore, inherent upon having sex
flojob by Courtney Alexander March 7, 2007
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Flojob by Ihaveadirtymind July 9, 2015
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Flojobs are so good I prefer them over blojobs. I asked her for a flojob and she said she only does blojobs so I broke up with her
FLOJOB by clur2345678 March 6, 2023
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Flojob
/flō-jäb/ — noun; French futures slang
A depraved form of silver trading in which Flo’s fake confidence becomes so engorged that he full-ports 25 minis into a position that clearly has no room left.
When the initial BBC fails to provide sufficient liquidity, four additional BBCs are introduced while Flo continues averaging deeper and assuring everyone, “I know what I’m doing.”
A Flojob reaches completion upon premature liquidation, when the entire funded account is blown and silver immediately explodes in the direction Flo originally predicted.
Clinical signs: excessive confidence, 25 minis, five BBCs, repeated penetration of support, increasingly desperate averaging, and absolutely no pullout strategy.
/flō-jäb/ — noun; French futures slang
A depraved form of silver trading in which Flo’s fake confidence becomes so engorged that he full-ports 25 minis into a position that clearly has no room left.
When the initial BBC fails to provide sufficient liquidity, four additional BBCs are introduced while Flo continues averaging deeper and assuring everyone, “I know what I’m doing.”
A Flojob reaches completion upon premature liquidation, when the entire funded account is blown and silver immediately explodes in the direction Flo originally predicted.
Clinical signs: excessive confidence, 25 minis, five BBCs, repeated penetration of support, increasingly desperate averaging, and absolutely no pullout strategy.
Flowjob
Things got weird when she used her feet to hold my dick steady while she gave me a blowjob. Kind of a foot job/ blowjob. A flowjob!
Flowjob by Let it Raine October 15, 2020
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