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Definitions by IlanaWins

Flojob
/flō-jäb/ — noun; French futures slang

A depraved form of silver trading in which Flo’s fake confidence becomes so engorged that he full-ports 25 minis into a position that clearly has no room left.

When the initial BBC fails to provide sufficient liquidity, four additional BBCs are introduced while Flo continues averaging deeper and assuring everyone, “I know what I’m doing.”

A Flojob reaches completion upon premature liquidation, when the entire funded account is blown and silver immediately explodes in the direction Flo originally predicted.

Clinical signs: excessive confidence, 25 minis, five BBCs, repeated penetration of support, increasingly desperate averaging, and absolutely no pullout strategy.
“Did Flo blow another funded account?”

“No. That was a full Flojob. He found the bottom, filled it with 25 minis and five BBCs, then prematurely liquidated before silver came.”
Flojob by IlanaWins September 15, 2026