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fuckaholic 

An overly-horny teenager who cannot get sex off of his or her mind long enough to even function normally.
Dude, your golden retriever is a fuckaholic, get him off my leg!
fuckaholic by NAPO August 14, 2003

glockaholic

The process of purchasing one glock and falling in love with its utility, accuracy and fanboy status. You then go on a purchasing spree to acquire nothing but glocks; eschewing other pistol brands.
Hey man, I'm a glockaholic. I've purchased 9 glocks in the last 2 years.
glockaholic by Tony1733 October 18, 2013

flossaholic 

One who is addicted to reppin' his ice (i.e. chains, rings, bracelets, stunna shades, grillz, etc.)
Guy: Yo pimpin...check out my new grill...Its all platinum baby!
Guy2: Man, You a flossaholic now ain't ya.
flossaholic by Fuks July 19, 2007

Floozaholic

floos*a*haw*lik A floozaholic is a person, typically of below-average attractiveness, who shamelessly hits on and takes extreme physical liberties with all forms of inebriated people, whereas around sober people they are shy and uninventive.
That floozaholic has been grabbing the side-boob of that drunk lesbian for like 10 minutes.
Floozaholic by fstredmoto February 8, 2012

Blockaholic 

A person who seems to thrive on getting blocked in social networking sites, by posting upsetting comments, remarks and opinions on others posts or pictures. The blockaholic will then post more comments either bemoaning their blocking, and claiming the blocker has no sense of humour, is overly sensitive or try and turn it about so they are portrayed as a victim; or, try to claim some kind of kudos for getting blocked so much, maybe claiming others are scared of him/her or in other ways inferior.
The blockaholic claimed that he/she had been blocked by that person as a result of him/her turning them down for a cam chat, rather than for 2 weeks worth of obnoxious cooments on their posts, and several warnings, seen by the rest of the community in question.

It became apparant that he/she was a blockaholic when, for the umpteenth time, he selected a potential deletabator and stalked their posts and pictures with nasty, insulting comments while claiming the poster in question had no sense of humour, and was too sensitive for the community in question.
Blockaholic by snaketattoo13 February 18, 2011

flopaholic 

That Bro is a flopaholic
flopaholic by KyleBro September 11, 2010