glockaholic

The process of purchasing one glock and falling in love with its utility, accuracy and fanboy status. You then go on a purchasing spree to acquire nothing but glocks; eschewing other pistol brands.

Hey man, I'm a glockaholic. I've purchased 9 glocks in the last 2 years.

glockaholic by Tony1733 October 18, 2013

Goochaholic 

One who is addicted to everything Gooch (the area that connects one's ballsack and asshole)

I can't stop thinking about Johhny's gooch.....or.....Dear god, that is one good looking gooch....or.....I will be back in a few hours, I am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.

Goochaholic by JVD! July 3, 2009

Flockaholic 

One that is addicted to Waka Flocka Flame and Brick Squad music.

Guy 1: Hey man you listening to waka flocka again? is that all you listen to?

Guy 2: Ya man im a total Flockaholic. Burr!

Flockaholic by BurrSquad April 21, 2012

gackaholic 

someone that does alot of crystalmeth. from the words "gacked" and "alcoholic". to be said as a joke to someone.

you get on one everyday, you damm gackaholic.

gackaholic by S. 22nd street October 20, 2006

Blockaholic 

A person who seems to thrive on getting blocked in social networking sites, by posting upsetting comments, remarks and opinions on others posts or pictures. The blockaholic will then post more comments either bemoaning their blocking, and claiming the blocker has no sense of humour, is overly sensitive or try and turn it about so they are portrayed as a victim; or, try to claim some kind of kudos for getting blocked so much, maybe claiming others are scared of him/her or in other ways inferior.

The blockaholic claimed that he/she had been blocked by that person as a result of him/her turning them down for a cam chat, rather than for 2 weeks worth of obnoxious cooments on their posts, and several warnings, seen by the rest of the community in question.

It became apparant that he/she was a blockaholic when, for the umpteenth time, he selected a potential deletabator and stalked their posts and pictures with nasty, insulting comments while claiming the poster in question had no sense of humour, and was too sensitive for the community in question.

Blockaholic by snaketattoo13 February 18, 2011

gloataholic 

A gloataholic is a person who gloats compulsively even though it's irritating to others and harmful to relationships.

Michael has alienated all of his friends at the bar by talking incessantly about his easy life and good fortune: No one likes a gloataholic.

gloataholic by HappySheldon April 10, 2015

Blockaholic 

Someone who blocks and unblocks people so much it has become a habit. They use it as having the last word and not have to deal with your point of view, but then unblocks you so they can text you again soon after.

I'm telling you the bitch is an insane blockaholic. She starts bitching for nothing and then blocks you before you have time to answer. Then the next morning unblocks you to tell you she loves you. Then it happens all over again. Usually happens when mixing a bitch attitude with alcohol.

Blockaholic by Blackwater0928 November 29, 2016