Florahome ("Home of flowers") is a VERY small town in N. Florida that lies on S.R. 100 between Gainesville and Palatka (or St. Augustine, for those of you who have no idea where Palatka is). The population is about 2000 and consists mainly of white trash... with a few exceptions (mainly depending on proximity to waterfront property). In Florahome there is a Post Office, A gas station/convenient store, a flashing yellow light, a park, a softball field, a newly built General Dollar, a plant nursery, and a feed store. Oh, and a bunch of old, grungy trailers. And that's about it.

Person 1) Have you ever been to Florahome, Florida?

Person 2) What's a "Florahome, Florida"?

Florahome, Florida by NattyWhack March 23, 2011

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Flobalob

The noise someone makes when they are trying to talk with either their mouth full of food, or excessive fat in around the jawline that impairs their speech.

Person A "Flobalob lob lob"
Person B- What did he just say?
Person C- something about passing the sauce...

Flobalob by tiny darren November 24, 2009

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Flabaholic

over weight (eating too much).

bob was a flabaholic.

Flabaholic by Realcity August 26, 2009

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Flobalong

Someone who is going crazy but in a good way, e.g working too hard. Also can be used for having a fantastic day!

Have a flobalong day!
How are you flobalong?
Keep Smiling Flobalong!

Flobalong by smcbtt May 11, 2009

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