by Misteryum November 20, 2014
Flat Toast = Floast. Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you butter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. The end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.
by Macca81 August 26, 2014
The combination of being physically posted while floating to a new level mentally. A stress-free, highly contemplative lifestyle.
by jmille05 August 25, 2011
Some stupid bullshit made up by two students at Stanford. They say that it's a mixture of the words floating and posting, a state where your body is still but your mind is floating. It essentially tells the world: I'm a pretentious asshole, who has nothing better to do than sit and stare at shit.
by elliot2793 August 25, 2011
by RedSangria October 01, 2013
when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.
Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”
by spicybruv May 11, 2018
by jmille05 August 25, 2011