Floast

The highest known measurement of mass. A Fuck Load Of A Shit Ton

I drank a floast last night. Whoa. Holy hangover.

by Misteryum November 19, 2014

Floast

Flat Toast = Floast. Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you butter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. The end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.

I'm feeling a little hungry, I'm going to make some floast.

by Macca81 August 26, 2014

floast

The combination of being physically posted while floating to a new level mentally. A stress-free, highly contemplative lifestyle.

I tried to make Aaron angry but he was floasting way too much.

by jmille05 August 27, 2011

floast

Some stupid bullshit made up by two students at Stanford. They say that it's a mixture of the words floating and posting, a state where your body is still but your mind is floating. It essentially tells the world: I'm a pretentious asshole, who has nothing better to do than sit and stare at shit.

Me and John spent three hours floasting. It was so surreal. You should really try it.

by elliot2793 August 27, 2011

Floast

The feel good typa word to let people know your having a great/fun time. Being lit and getting crazy.

We went to this party last night, it was very Floast!!!

by ChaseThe_Bag February 9, 2022

floast coast

The location where most floasters reside. Located very close to trinx island.

Aaron and I are gonna surf up to the floast coast really quick before we go to dinner.

by jmille05 August 27, 2011

Floating island of reprisal

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.

Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022