floasted

State of inebriation occurring in pools, rivers, and other bodies of water.

"While tubing down the river, Caleb got totally floasted on cheap beer."

by RedSangria September 30, 2013

floosted

To describe something as "messed up" or "bad."

The term was coined in late 2020 by Noob "Boring" Dog and Marcus.

Damn E! My Career is floosted!

by YeehawCowboy28 November 16, 2020

floated

"So drunk that you're too high to care"

Damn its 5am im floated.

by JD&Tlan DeltaSigs September 17, 2005

floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.

Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.

by techfrog January 16, 2011

Foasted

When your beyond high and have also had some drank, fucking toasted.

Adam:Man im way fucking foasted.

Hefe:Man me to.

by kat'n boots (: March 1, 2011

floated

To be throw out an airlock, Typically in a vacuum in space.

Astronaut 1 : Damn did you hear?

Astronaut 2 : What?

Astronaut 1 : Dave's dumbass forgot to hook up he's tether so he got floated

Astronaut 2 : Really? How the hell does a guy like that even get a job up here anyways?

by sinsforeal June 10, 2016

floated

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High

Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!

by aka GOD February 19, 2005