when u like someone but u don’t want to make it obvious so you roast them in order to not show ur flirting.
Stephanie: “OMG Brenda you’re totally floasting right now!”
Brenda: “What’s floasting?”
Stephanie: “It’s what all the kool katz do these days, they roast to act like they don’t like you, when really they in fact do.”
by spicybruv May 10, 2018
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The highest known measurement of mass. A Fuck Load Of A Shit Ton
I drank a floast last night. Whoa. Holy hangover.
by Misteryum November 19, 2014
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Flat Toast = Floast. Instead of toasting your bread in a toaster, you butter the bread first and use a floaster (also known as a sandwich press) to toast the bread. The end result is a flat, golden, crispy delicious piece of floast.
I'm feeling a little hungry, I'm going to make some floast.
by Macca81 August 26, 2014
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The combination of being physically posted while floating to a new level mentally. A stress-free, highly contemplative lifestyle.
I tried to make Aaron angry but he was floasting way too much.
by jmille05 August 24, 2011
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Some stupid bullshit made up by two students at Stanford. They say that it's a mixture of the words floating and posting, a state where your body is still but your mind is floating. It essentially tells the world: I'm a pretentious asshole, who has nothing better to do than sit and stare at shit.
Me and John spent three hours floasting. It was so surreal. You should really try it.
by elliot2793 August 24, 2011
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State of inebriation occurring in pools, rivers, and other bodies of water.
"While tubing down the river, Caleb got totally floasted on cheap beer."
by RedSangria September 30, 2013
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The location where most floasters reside. Located very close to trinx island.
Aaron and I are gonna surf up to the floast coast really quick before we go to dinner.
by jmille05 August 24, 2011
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