Wow I really am flast.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Shawn: “omg, I have 3 tests tomorrow, I gotta move really fast (said as they are hyper ventilating$
Ben: “calm down before you flast”

My dad is flast.

Kyle got a vasectomy and now he is completely flast and his sack hurts.

Example: Welcome to Widgets Inc. Your email address will be flast@widgets.com, where f is your first initial and last is your last name.

Example: Hey IT department, we just hired Joe Schmidt, please set up his new user account on the server, his flast is jschmidt.

Damn, look at that flast.

President John f Kennedy was the Flast Catholic president, while Barack Obama is the Flast black president.