Floadie
I am a floadie.
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Floaties
(noun) The bacteria that can be seen and found in water of a works container than has been used many times over. This is the direct result from people taking their used rigs and redipping them into the water to clear them for yet another use. A very nasty phenomenon and one that is completely avoidable.
Robbie was one nasty mother fucker, especially when it came to slamming dope. Not only did he not care to use needles from others, usually the waters he had sitting nearby almost always had floaties in them.
Floaties by Nikki Stixx November 14, 2020
Related Words
Floadie • Floodie • floatie • Fladie's Ladies • floadge • floatieling • Flodie • Floydie • foadie • Corn floatie
Mega Floaties
really big floaties in some sort of beverage.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...
Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
I shall now share a story....
One day in french class we had a french breakfast
.As I sat in french class with my friend bridgette the teacher was serving hot chocolate and croissants, she told us that in france people usually dip croissants into hot cocoa.Me and bridgette tried it the result was quite disturbing.After finishing the croissants the cup was full of big chunks of croissant....Big big soggy chunks of croissant so bridgette said...."ewwwww.....mega floaties"...and mega floaties was born...
Can also result from eating pizza with friends and sharing a big bottle of soft drink.
Mega Floaties by Fucktarded Scarecrow April 3, 2010
Floatie
Floatie by NZ Floatie January 8, 2022
Floodie
A "Floodie" is an endearing term for flooded homeowners who reside in areas that have been declared a federal disaster by the US government agency known as FEMA, and in most cases, have been screwed out of receiving any significant flood insurance claim money and/or aid. Most Floodies have been displaced, or are living in houses that have been gutted or remain in disrepair several years after the storm. The term originates from an animated YouTube series about Hurricane Sandy victims known as "The Flooded Adventures of Tony Citizen."
"It's been two years since Sandy, thousands of Floodies are STILL displaced, and all you hear about on the news is Ebola. WTF?" "People who aren't Floodies think we are living rich on government hand outs, but I spent two hundred dollars printing aid applications at Staples and my aid award was three dollars."
Floodie by Tony Citizen January 17, 2015
floatie
I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.
floatie by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004
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