Floatie
Floatie by NZ Floatie January 8, 2022
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floatie
I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.
floatie by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004
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Floatie
An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.
Floatie by Cassandra C December 28, 2005
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Floatie
The act of fellatio (oral stimulation of the male sex organ) being performed while on the open water (fresh or salt).
Floatie by Sik Bastid July 23, 2022
Corn floatie
The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.
Corn floatie by Babyquigly November 24, 2017
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National Floatie Day by Ello lauv September 8, 2020
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