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fleshmometer 

Using the length of the penis as a temperature gauge. Essentially, a penis thermometer.
When we joined the polar bear club, my fleshmometer showed that the temperature was well below freezing.
fleshmometer by JohanMack February 20, 2018

flesh mob 

A flash mob, but with naked people. People synchronize their activity and all show up at a location (creating a flash mob), but they are all naked.
Every year on July 1st at 7PM an annual flesh mob takes place where hordes of naked people ascend on San Francisco Union Square, clap and shout for one minute and then disperse running away through the streets past high end fashion stores like gucci, macy's, and louis vuitton.

Flashmob Rave 

A short rave, usually lasting around fifteen minutes. These are often held during finals weeks at universities as a sort of study break.
"I'm so stressed out about finals, I can't wait until the flashmob rave at midnight."
Flashmob Rave by XenonScreams December 14, 2009

Flashmob 

A flashmob is when a large group of people suddenly come together and perform some sort of action, which draws an audience very quickly. After they perform the stunt, the group of people quickly disperse.
Shay Carl, Kassem G, Lisanova, hiimrawn, mysteryguitarman, denisevlogs, and other people came together at the Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino to perform a huge flashmob. It is one of the best flashmobs on YouTube. The video is called "PHAMOUS PLANET HOLLYWOOD FLASH MOB!", uploaded on ShayCarl's channel.
Flashmob by jlt1 November 30, 2009

Flashmob 

A group of arts students with far too much spare time on their hands that collectively pre-arrange to "spontaneously" burst into song or theatrical performance in public spaces to annoy the general public.
I would go apeshit if a flashmob ever erupted in my presence.
Flashmob by cynicroute December 1, 2010

Flashmob Sale

Unsanctioned, crowd-sourced 100% off sales on high-fashion clothing, handbags and accessories at stores such as Nordstrum and Neiman Marcus. Commonly referenced in mainstream media as "Grab-and-run robberies" or "organized retail theft," Flashmob Sales generally involve the redistribution of symbols of capitalist wealth in the order of hundreds of thousands of dollars, taken from icons of retail excess and redistributed to those in need of a fashion upgrade for the holidays.

Rumored to be inspired by the Bob Dylan lyric, "Steal a little and they throw you in jail, steal a lot and the make you king," the proponents of Flashmob Sales are under the apparent belief that if enough people steal a ton of items all at once, the internet will cheer them on and the police will simply go back to finding unarmed civilians to shoot for sport.
"Nice sweater? Is that made from recycled laundry lint?" "Thanks! Yeah, I got it a Flashmob Sale down at the Grove!"
Flashmob Sale by Cultureninja November 25, 2021