Flavflation

A type of shrinkflation in which the amount of an ingredient which gives a food its flavor is decreased in the hopes of reducing costs and increasing profit.

The ginger cookie was less gingery than it had once been, due to flavflation

by LauraCC January 22, 2026

self-flatulation

The act of farting in bed and pulling the covers over your head to see if you can gag yourself. A form of self-mutilation but limited to nasal passages.

Bobby decided to punish himself for eating that 3rd bowl of chili by performing self-flatulation at bedtime.

by NYSkeptic July 24, 2009

Pre-pull flatulation

When you do the pull-my-finger joke on someone and the flatulence escapes you prior to the finger pull.

Will committed pre-pull flatulation when he said, "Pull my finger...(frrrrrrt)....oops".

by TheWads December 27, 2009

fagflation

A period when it seems everyone is turning into a big fag

Have you noticed the fagflation. Its really gay.

by Lake Crafts December 9, 2008

Flapulation

In the TV show Jon&Kate plus 8, Kate describes her huge flabby belly after giving birth to sextuplets.

I got a tummy tuck and now the flapulations are gone.

by Empty-Oh October 23, 2008

endocranial flatulation

Pseudo-scientific euphemism for brain fart. The act of temporarily forgetting what one is doing and/or performing an act which would normally considered to be stupid or sub-par for one's intelligence.

Wow... I can't believe that Al sent that email attachment of everyone's salary to the whole company! Must have been a huge endocranial flatulation.

by Dale Hemrick February 11, 2008

oceanic flatulation

A bullshit theory about the Bermuda Triangle that the earth farts to sink the ships. The "farts" are methane hydrates, that make the water and air surrounding less dense.

Oceanic flatulation is the cause of many sunken ships around the Bermuda Triangle area.

by Cpt. Stabbin September 19, 2006