flautist 

One who "plays the flute"; literally, a homo, but can be used to describe any moron or dumbass encountered in everyday life.

John made the whole class listen to his poetry and interpretive dance routine again today. What a fucking flautist.

The football team lost by 42 points again last game...what a bunch of flautists.

flautist by B. Woit November 8, 2007

flautist 

The pretentious way of referring to one who plays the flute. Most often used by Karens and people who introduce themselves as "Dr. So-and-so".

"I am a flute player, not a flautist. I don’t have a flaut, and I’ve never flauted.” - Sir James Galway, world-renowned flute virtuoso.

flautist by Ratched, RN November 21, 2021

spam flautist

Virtuoso fellatio performer.

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>

spam flautist by Brucester September 13, 2006

Skin Flautist 

A guy who is an expert at beating off; a chick who specializes in hand jobs

Your average male teenager is a skin flautist!

Skin Flautist by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

skin flutist

:a woman who is skilled in the art of fellatio.

"Erica is an exceptionally skilled skin flutist. Her hauntingly beautiful music has caused many a man to cum to her concert."

skin flutist by DJ Newman October 9, 2003

Flawtistic

A person who is truly fantastic but, only sees their own flaws.

As she judged herself , all he saw was how flawtistic she was.

Flawtistic by Mouth Full of Words August 29, 2017

flutist 

1. the most amazing people in the world who play the best instrument in the world, way better than trumpet players and they know it but they would never admit it.

2. all nice and funny... until the chair test, then their cut throat.

3. usually ninjas

john- what elective are you taking?

jenna- band

john- ooh!! your a band nerd!! What instrument do you play?

jenna- Flute, im a flutist!

john- oh you must be so awesome!!

flutist by flute loving panda August 14, 2011