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An accessory worn by white American women to insure that they only attract mates that are as dumb, stubborn and lazy as themselves.
Why'd that chick bring a cat to a party?
It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?
Ha-ha very funny.
It's her comfort animal, why-- ya' wanna hit that?
Ha-ha very funny.
by Ratched, RN September 12, 2019
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Free super sweet adorable 2 year old puppy. Vet says she's part morkie part cane corso and part aussiedoodle. Free to good home, $100 rehoming fee. I have to find her a new home because I live in an apartment and can barely think five minutes ahead and I can't even take care of myself.
by Ratched, RN August 23, 2021
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When I was younger I followed The Young and The Restless, but now that I'm mature and wise I follow The News.
by Ratched, RN August 28, 2019
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On-the-scene-reporter #1- "This is just one of seven food lines in greater Los Angeles, all of which are literally the only thing standing between the hunger of thousands of food insecure persons and the McDonalds that they were driving to."
On-the-scene-reporter #2- "That's right Lauren, and as we can see by the size of this line of Escalades and BMWs lined up to go through the window to receive their life-saving sustenance for the minute that there are dozens, maybe even hundreds of hungry, food-insecure people right here in this very neighborhood."
On-the-scene-reporter #1- "Mmmm. They do look hungry, Bob."
On-the-scene-reporter #2- "That's right Lauren, and as we can see by the size of this line of Escalades and BMWs lined up to go through the window to receive their life-saving sustenance for the minute that there are dozens, maybe even hundreds of hungry, food-insecure people right here in this very neighborhood."
On-the-scene-reporter #1- "Mmmm. They do look hungry, Bob."
by Ratched, RN September 22, 2019
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