Flatury

Lifting someone's self esteem by complimenting the efficacy of their flatulence.

Hey Mike, that was a nasty smalling fart! Great Job! I hope your head doesn't get too big with all of this flatury.

by royberry June 5, 2011

flaturrhea

flatulence with unexpected diarrhea, requiring a change of pants

I thought it was just flatulence, but it turned out to be a messy case of flaturrhea

by ttmmtt November 29, 2007

flaturbate

To fart while masturbating.

Last night I flaturbated and it ruined my good time.

by K@ E. June 20, 2007

Flatuary

noun; the proper name of the room designated for flatuating

The Buttler dismissed himself to visit the flatuary where upon he thunderously flatulated unfortunately forgetting he still held his mistresses lantern.

by Jeepiekeen November 7, 2010

Flaturbed

The odd phenomena of being disturbed and flattered simultaneously. Often associated with back handed compliments or awkwardly phrased statements.

I was flaturbed by your comment that I had the spinal fluid of a seven year old...

by Cornelius Cardew June 13, 2007

Flaturate

To saturate an area with new build flats which don't sell.

Developer: "Shall we build some more flats in this area?"
Builder: "No this area is flaturated"

by Izzyyy :) February 3, 2009

flaturescence

The light emitted from the ignition of a fart.

Quick thinking and the resulting flash of flaturescence allowed him to bewilder his attacker and glimpse his face in the dark.

by xoorox March 20, 2013