Quick thinking and the resulting flash of flaturescence allowed him to bewilder his attacker and glimpse his face in the dark.
by xoorox March 20, 2013
In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.
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