2 definitions by xoorox

1
A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.
In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.
by xoorox September 15, 2010
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2
The light emitted from the ignition of a fart.
Quick thinking and the resulting flash of flaturescence allowed him to bewilder his attacker and glimpse his face in the dark.
by xoorox March 20, 2013
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