Flatlíne 

Awesome paladin tank on the horde side of the Bronzebeard EU server.

"Man that Flatlíne is the shizzle"

Known for his wit, handsome good cow looks, and ability to abuse bad dps.

Omg its Flatlíne. Watch your threat before he pwns you

Flatlíne by angryqqer August 21, 2011

flatline 

1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.

1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"

flatline by willmst July 27, 2014

flatline 

1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die

Don't let him flatline now.

flatline by The Return of Light Joker February 4, 2009

flatline 

Dead. Refers to a heart monitor.

The gang flatlined that noisy bitch.

flatline by Muze May 2, 2006

Flatline 

Adjective.
(1) Describing anything that is uneventful, monotonous, boring, very ordinary.
(2) A pointless encounter. The basics of living with nothing more to excite/stimulate the mind and/or body.

A: Yo how was that party you were just at?
B: Dude, it fucking sucked, no beer, no fights, no girls, that party was flatline.

Flatline by Chachh September 14, 2008

flatline 

verb: to "kill" someone - literally or figuratively

"if you ever bring up my ex's name around my current squeeze again.....so help me dude, I WILL flatline you!"

"I heard one of the perps got flatlined by the cops at that liquor store robbery last night."

flatline by Hipster November 18, 2006

flatline 

brain dead, stupid , celebrally challenged, Stems from the flat line response of a dead person from ECG machine.

Chris luton is a flatliner

flatline by Socrates September 15, 2003