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Flatlíne

Awesome paladin tank on the horde side of the Bronzebeard EU server.

"Man that Flatlíne is the shizzle"

Known for his wit, handsome good cow looks, and ability to abuse bad dps.
Omg its Flatlíne. Watch your threat before he pwns you
by angryqqer August 21, 2011
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1. (n) A period after quitting masturbation/porn addiction when libido is severely decreased, orgasms are hard to reach and erectile dysfunction is observed in men. Often anxiety-inducing and a common reason to fall back into habitual porn consumption (as a "test" to see if the body still responds). Total duration can vary from a couple of days to over a month; however, they typically go away with time.

2. (v) To experience a flatline.
1. Curses! I just got a booty call from Ann, but I'm in the middle of a flatline, what if I can't perform?

2. "Why didn't you come over to my apartment last night?" "I'd have loved to, but I'm trying to abstain from sexual stimulation and now I'm flatlining." "What, and your fingers fell of as well?"
by willmst July 27, 2014
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1. dead(from the flat line on the heart monitor of the patient when there is no heart activity, meaning that they have died or their heart has stopped)

2. to die
Don't let him flatline now.
by The Return of Light Joker February 4, 2009
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Dead. Refers to a heart monitor.
by Muze May 2, 2006
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Adjective.
(1) Describing anything that is uneventful, monotonous, boring, very ordinary.
(2) A pointless encounter. The basics of living with nothing more to excite/stimulate the mind and/or body.
A: Yo how was that party you were just at?
B: Dude, it fucking sucked, no beer, no fights, no girls, that party was flatline.
by Chachh September 14, 2008
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verb: to "kill" someone - literally or figuratively
"if you ever bring up my ex's name around my current squeeze again.....so help me dude, I WILL flatline you!"

"I heard one of the perps got flatlined by the cops at that liquor store robbery last night."
by Hipster November 18, 2006
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brain dead, stupid , celebrally challenged, Stems from the flat line response of a dead person from ECG machine.
by Socrates September 15, 2003
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