Flarey 

a british ginger twink, that happens to; Shark people on CS, Pump CS skins, partakes in Furry activities, hasn't showered for a month minimum, is known for looking like a carrot 1:1, is addicted to gambling and loves his women on the large side.

looks similar to rocky dennis.

"that guy loves his women built like fridges, he is a flarey"

"that skin just got Flarey'd gg"

Flarey by notSwony ✋😐🤚 🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊 October 9, 2025

Nick Flarey 

the biggest asshole, douchebag, stank ass bitch you’ll ever meet

“Have you heard of Nick Flarey?”
“Yeah, he’s a real butt fuck.”

Nick Flarey by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 8, 2022

flaredyn 

flare-din

an ambiguous exclamation that can be used in any situation.

you just landed an ollie? that's so flaredyn!

ugh i just got my period. flaredyn.

look at her, she's so flaredyn!

flaredyn.

flaredyn by bubbles79112 November 18, 2016

flarpy blunderguff 

Word made up by CBS for the show Criminal Minds. Episode titled The Black Queen, aired 01-05-14. Show hinted it was a sexual act involving food and oil based paint. Fans quickly searched the internet for a definition, but since it was a made up word, no definition exists. "Flarpy Blunderguff" quickly trended on social media sites such as Twitter and Facebook.

"I'm going to tell you but first I have to explain in explicit, sexually inappropriate detail what a flarpy blunderguff is." -Penelope Garcia

flarpy blunderguff by C.M.fan January 23, 2014

tard flare 

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.

Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.

tard flare by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015

Flakey

A fake ass bitch that can't even keep their word. Promises are worthless from them. Plans will be made and they will rarely go through with them. They like to tell you they're on their way but never show up. They will ignore your messages and calls. Real insidious people.
No matter the situation what they will always have an excuse when you call them on their bullshit, and they'll be the ones to get mad.
Aside from all their bullshit, they'll stop being flakey once they need something from you, they may even give you gifts but you'll never have their friendship.

Funny thing is flakey bitches hate being called flakey. Will straight up deny it and you will get a kick out of how they respond when they argue.
They don't know how to stick to the facts. You may even start to believe that they suffer from hallucinations and delusions.
Flake Flaky Goof Fake Liar

Victoria never even came over last night. She told she was on her way every time I texted her. She's such a flakey bitch.

Flakey by Chucksis September 21, 2016

road flare 

Prior to engaging in coitus with a deceased person, recently or otherwise; the act of inserting an already ignited road flare into any unsuspecting orifice to bring that specific region on the body back up to temperature before performing a hot beef injection on the aforementioned location of the human anatomy.

Klevin, "my hands are shaking so badly I cannot ignite the striker on the road flare".

Josh, "goddamnit, these days i can't get my girlfriend out of the food court at the mall, she's blimped up to the size of Nebraska and the only way I can get any action, besides covering her in flour and nailing one of the forty seven spots that are moist is to road flare dudes straight out of the cemetary...light the damn flare Klevin so I can get it on with this rotting, puytrifying corpse".....

Klevin "wow...you just enacted a road flare on a man from the early 1900's"......

Josh: "best action i've encounted since I turned twenty one!!!!!"

road flare by Grande John January 16, 2009