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Flapsturbation

The act of masturbating a penis that never gets hard.
I jerked my ween for like, 2 hours last night, but in the end it was just flapsturbation, as it never got hard.
by Steven Spoilerg February 3, 2015
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fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.
"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011
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fasturbation

Doctors warned of excessive injuries this weekend of fasturbation
by Dave Bose June 20, 2003
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Flashturbation

Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.
Dang, that site took like a minute to get past its Flashturbation intro.
by Marty XV September 7, 2007
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Fasturbation

When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.
Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.

Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.

Guy 1: it truly is...
by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011
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Flasturbating

The act of masturbating and farting at the same time.
He's not coming out tonite becuase he's probably flasturbating
by Calgary Kendal February 24, 2007
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fasturbation

the taking of a quick masturbation break, usually in a public bathroom
Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
by vivezplus April 29, 2007
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