I jerked my ween for like, 2 hours last night, but in the end it was just flapsturbation, as it never got hard.
by Steven Spoilerg February 3, 2015
Get the Flapsturbation mug.A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.
"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011
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by Dave Bose June 20, 2003
Get the fasturbation mug.Used by web designers to refer to a website that uses Flash excessively (usually in an introduction and in the navigation); this is often irritating and in many cases only used to show off how 'pro' a site is.
by Marty XV September 7, 2007
Get the Flashturbation mug.When a young man takes a break from jerking off. Fasting like a jewish person during Yom Kippur, a fasturbation may take a few days a week or to a more experienced fasturbator up to a month.
Guy 1: dude im sorry ive been so short tempered lately, i've just been in a fasturbation contest with my dad.
Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.
Guy 1: it truly is...
Guy 2: its ok man, i understand fasturbation can be one of the most difficult things ever.
Guy 1: it truly is...
by UncleNorton45 July 24, 2011
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Get the Flasturbating mug.Dude, I was in the bathroom before third period, and I was totally exposed to the most vile fasturbation! I could hear this kid moaning through the stall wall!
by vivezplus April 29, 2007
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