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/ˈflænθ/ (verb)
To instinctively shift hot food around the mouth while sucking in air in an effort to cool it, typically done to avoid burning the tongue without spitting the food out.
• She flanthed the spoonful of soup until it stopped steaming.
• He flanthed the dumpling with wide eyes, refusing to spit it out in front of his date.
• “Don’t flanth it too fast,” she warned, “you’ll end up choking.”
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Flathair 

Derogatory word for overly pretentious, non-self-aware germans on the internet. Originating from the description of young and sheltered, usually upper-middle-class german women acting in a naive all-knowing manner berating others while acting in ways usually mocked by the general public, and their usually purposefully very flat laying hairstyle. Has since expanded to a catch-all term including all behavior of specifically ethnic germans that are mocked upon in the general environment of the internet, but which are common in niche german-speaking communities, usually immediately identifying germans acting as if they are not a german in a more international community and the misinformation they have been spreading in their know-it-all-manner alongside it as part of that. Often ends with insults directed to those calling them out, often featuring more openly hostile displays of extremely racist and generally right-wing nationalist tendencies in direct contrast with their supposedly progressive, worldly persona.

While the literal german translation of "Flachhaar" has seen some adoption in german communities, which often make a big deal of translating every single piece of foreign vocabulary even if it is already widely adopted in regular conversation, the sheer existence of people and words not honoring the perceived superiority of humble Germany is still met with a higher than usual level of hostility, and usually world-shattering for those very sheltered individuals.
Of course it was a flathair all along, don't you have anything better to do than to insult and berate us about our own customs?
Flathair by Jason_Straker December 18, 2021
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Flathrag 

A hooker a prostitute common street whore
You look like a common flathrag on payday
Flathrag by So Fonda Peters January 17, 2014
To be absolutely fucked up from alcohol and/or drugs
I can't wait to get pure flanty
Flanty by OriginalGoujon March 27, 2017

Flathead Craig 

Someone who was and is hated by everyone including his own mother who refused to pick him up as a baby resulting in a flat back part of his head.
That guy acts like such a Flathead Craig, no wonder his wife left. He would need to improve himself to even be a choad
Flathead Craig by 4Marley11 November 4, 2017

Fanthomas 

Fanthomas is the name of an insanely funny Norwegian webcomic-series that make a joke about the life of Jan Thomas a Norwegian, 42 year-old, super gay celebrity.

Fanthomas also jokes about almost every other Norwegian celebrity, but in a smaller manner than Fanthomas.

Every villain in Fanthomas is a spoof on a Batman villain. example: The Fiddler, Poison Øyvind, etc etc.

Fanthomas does not have any super-powers other than being super-fabulous and having tons of botox in a rail-gun.
His sidekick is his 18 year old boyfriend, in the series depicted as a small boy.
Norwegian person 1: Hey did you see the latest Fanthomas?
Norwegian person 2: Of course! Holy Calorie, why wouldn't I?
Fanthomas by MountainYard July 26, 2009
its so obvious they like each other, theyre always flantering!
flanter by whyaretherenonamesleft November 17, 2009