Flather

Is a yorkshire name from nobleman derived from the watch making buisness.

They then emigrated southward in World War 1 when the men of the family became part of the Royal Marines. This tradition continued into the decades to come.

The most recent Flathers have moved on into Wales where they joined the noblest of the Welsh the James.

This family is known for is kind hearted nature but mind for its women who know what they want and how to get it.

The name Flather has come to be known as pride, powerful, kind and intelligent. There are some flathers known to be clumpsy and flap about but very funny.

King of all Kings, Flather.

Stop Flathering about.

Hes done a Flather!

Flather by Molr'ik November 14, 2011

flather

To massage semen on someone's back until dry after penetration of said person's rectum.

"Don't you hate it when you're plowin a guy... and then you flather him and it dries all over your hands?"

flather by The Men In White Coats December 3, 2009

Flather

A mix between "slather" and "fling" mainly used in extreme disgust. A notable reason why you shouldn't bring hoofed animals to comedy clubs.

John: "Hey bro, did ya see last night's comedy special?"
Pete: "No, but I heard it was disgusting."
John: "Yeah, somebody rode their horse in and it flathered snot all over the club!"

Flather by Fauxvoid March 8, 2022

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. 

This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.

“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”

He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son. by zenissushi August 23, 2019

Semen Father 

A father figure who supplies his girl with lots of delicious, creamy semen.

Melissa knew she would get a big mouthful of yummy cum from her Semen Father. And sure enough she drained his balls into her pretty mouth and gave her lots to swallow.

Semen Father by eggplant boi March 21, 2021

Fondling Father 

Fondling Father — another name for Donald Trump, The Orange Man, Dolt 45, who also has a host of other sobriquets too numerous to mention here.

This particular name was earned by boosting during a Billy Bush Access Hollywood interview that he can grab women by their genitals without recrimination or chastisement because he is both rich and famous.

A pending civil suit will determine if this is actually true or not.

This is the Fondling Father Home Schooling Anthem

He was first in graft
First in lies
First in grabbing lady parts
Our Foundling Father, Donald Trump
Gave our MAGA Movement its start

Fondling Father by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 12, 2023

fatherus missingus 

defined as a stan of meowbahh, red velvety, dream, jellybean or any other stans of cringe creators

cringe stan: it nOT a MIStaKe, It ✨MAsrPICe✨
Nat geo camera man:'here we see a wild fatherus missingus staning jellybean and threatening all other fathers in its radius

fatherus missingus by anti cringe club March 29, 2022