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Flagranti 

A musical artist that is extremely versatile and creative. He says what is on his mind, and is well spoken. He is full of personality, but doesn't let people get too comfortable around him. He is an unbelievably attractive person that tends to draw a lot of attention to himself unintentionally. As depressed as this guy is, he has a smile that can light up any room and make anyone's day. A great fighter that throws punches with speed, strength, and accuracy. And protective over those he loves. His fashion style is very unique and not too flashy. He knows exactly how to please a woman, but is cautious on who he chooses when it comes to relationships. If you have ever met him you will understand what I mean, but until then you can find is music on all musical platforms worldwide!
Jadarius: What's good SandMan

Flagranti: What's good JD

Jadarius: How you livin' cuz

Flagranti: I'm chillin how I chill family
Flagranti by Aaliyah Gibbons March 1, 2019
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Countess Boochie Flagrante 

The alter ego responsible for anything bad you were caught doing. Originally a meme based on a Tumblr user that claimed "Eminem isn't violent, Slim Shady is," and the response "im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante," it is now used for any time someone tries a "that isn't really who I am" excuse.
Person: "I'm sorry about that videoed incident of me screaming racial slurs at minorities! I just want you to know, that does not represent the sort of person I am."

Everyone Else: "Yeah, sure - it wasn't you, it was your alter ego, Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry I fucked your husband and then, when when the affair became public, spread terrible rumors about you so that I'd look like less of a homewrecker. I want you to know, that's not who I really am."

Wife: "Ah yes! You didn't tell the neighborhood I was a bipolar valium addict, it was your famous alter-ego Countess Boochie Flagrante."

Person: "I'm sorry for embezzling from that children's charity! That's not who I really am!"

Everyone Else: "Countess Boochie Flagrante strikes again!"

Party Flagrant 

An extreme example of a party foul that results in the offender being kicked off the premises.

Analogous to an baseketball foul and flagrant.
No man, party Flagrant, he had to leave the party
Party Flagrant by TheKid1 July 12, 2010

flagrant fuck 

An insult to counter any form of blatant disrespect.
Dude, you're such a flagrant fuck! You intentionally pissed all over the toilet seat in a public restroom...
flagrant fuck by quetzaln January 12, 2007

flagrantly emo

the fact that the subject is shockingly noticeably or evidently, obviously and glaringly emo
Declan is so flagrantly emo that people just take it for granted

Fragrant Foul 

1) When someone cuts a gnarly fart on the basketball court.

2) The gaseous version of a flagrant foul.
Examples:

1) The guys were shooting some hoops when someone committed a fragrant foul. It took less than two minutes for the gym to clear out.

2) Kobe jacked up LeBron's game by committing a fragrant foul every time he was in LeBron's vicinity.
Fragrant Foul by tsauce2010 March 8, 2010

flagrant fucktard 

1. One who openly (and sometimes quite proudly) displays the most extreme atributes of a fucktard.
2. One who displays a subconscious obsession with attacking fucktards, but who infact is a fucktard.
3. One who does entirely retarded or fucked up things out of sheer lack of mental competence or inhibitions of speech.
4. Someone for whom commercially marketed and socially popular insults such as fag, douchebag, retard, etc. will not do justice to the extreme stupidity of their nature.

See: fucktard dumbass jackass douche bastard
Josh continues to both stalk and send creepy letters to Jennifer, even though she hates him and has filed a restraining order against him. What a flagrant fucktard.