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flaglethort
flaglethort by ubber cute August 11, 2006
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flagglesnap
to flagglesnap ;
flagglesnapping ,
to flagglesnap in bed.
bert: hellouueee there erniee. flagglesnap tonightt ? ;)
ernie: niceee , keeping it pg
bert: well .. do yuh ? ;)
ernie: most obviously *unzips pants*
flagglesnapping ,
to flagglesnap in bed.
bert: hellouueee there erniee. flagglesnap tonightt ? ;)
ernie: niceee , keeping it pg
bert: well .. do yuh ? ;)
ernie: most obviously *unzips pants*
flagglesnap by anshula just used my real name April 24, 2010
flaglehorn
flaglehorn by brand862 June 19, 2011
flaglethort
flaglethort by ubber cute August 11, 2006
Flarkleshnaben
A bird that is made up and is a mixture of a flamingo, ostrich, peacock, and Big Bird. They have 3 huge tail feathers and a very ungraceful beak. Watch out, they like to honk.
Flarkleshnaben by PandaIsABear128 May 31, 2018
Flagylesternufterchire
Flagylesternufterchire is a condiment that you can put on various food items. It can be used as a lubricant when put in between two toasted buns.
For many people it is too bitter, but for the right person it can be oral bliss. Make sure not to put too much because it is a whiteish opaque substance.
Flagylesternufterchire can be entirely made from scratch at home. Follow ingredients as followed and do not change recipe or else
You will need
-five lemons
-6 fully browned hash browns
-2 dashes of dill
-1 shot of rum
-4 scallops
Blend to desired consistency
Whilst it's blending you will add
-1 cup of horseradish
-finely minced black olives with seeds
-monkfish
-1lb of summer squash
-4 Chipotle peppers
-chopped pine nuts
-cactus
-corn syrup
-almond butter
-Worcestershire sauce
- 5 cups of mascarpone
-1 cashew
Slowly add these ingredients to the blender slowly whilst adding water then prepare a bowl for the following ingredients
-minced garlic
-seminal fluid from a cow (for texture)
-green beans
-pease
-baby carrots
-1 whole tomato
Now add these ingredients all to a blender and when fully congealed scoop out of blender and enjoy.
For many people it is too bitter, but for the right person it can be oral bliss. Make sure not to put too much because it is a whiteish opaque substance.
Flagylesternufterchire can be entirely made from scratch at home. Follow ingredients as followed and do not change recipe or else
You will need
-five lemons
-6 fully browned hash browns
-2 dashes of dill
-1 shot of rum
-4 scallops
Blend to desired consistency
Whilst it's blending you will add
-1 cup of horseradish
-finely minced black olives with seeds
-monkfish
-1lb of summer squash
-4 Chipotle peppers
-chopped pine nuts
-cactus
-corn syrup
-almond butter
-Worcestershire sauce
- 5 cups of mascarpone
-1 cashew
Slowly add these ingredients to the blender slowly whilst adding water then prepare a bowl for the following ingredients
-minced garlic
-seminal fluid from a cow (for texture)
-green beans
-pease
-baby carrots
-1 whole tomato
Now add these ingredients all to a blender and when fully congealed scoop out of blender and enjoy.
Flagylesternufterchire by Zecrom772 September 19, 2022
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