Flaghlesh 

Most commonly used expression by Ric Flair while getting pummeled.

Randy Orton: *whips Flair with his title*
Ric Flair: FLAGHLESH!

Flaghlesh by FUCK YOU! May 16, 2004

flaglethort 

so amazing its almost unbearable.

its going to be flaglethort when we see each other

flaglethort by ubber cute August 11, 2006

flagglesnap 

sex :D

to flagglesnap ;
flagglesnapping ,

to flagglesnap in bed.

bert: hellouueee there erniee. flagglesnap tonightt ? ;)
ernie: niceee , keeping it pg
bert: well .. do yuh ? ;)
ernie: most obviously *unzips pants*

flagglesnap by anshula just used my real name April 24, 2010

flaglehorn 

one of those swears kids use to mask up a swear word

me: what the flaglehorn
friend: thanks for not swearing

flaglehorn by brand862 June 19, 2011

flaglethort 

so amazing its almost unbearable.

its going to be so flaglethort when i see you.

flaglethort by ubber cute August 11, 2006

Flarkleshnaben 

A bird that is made up and is a mixture of a flamingo, ostrich, peacock, and Big Bird. They have 3 huge tail feathers and a very ungraceful beak. Watch out, they like to honk.

Look at that Flarkleshnaben!
What?
That Flarkleshnaben!
I'm taking you to a mental hospital.

Flarkleshnaben by PandaIsABear128 May 31, 2018

Flagylesternufterchire 

Flagylesternufterchire is a condiment that you can put on various food items. It can be used as a lubricant when put in between two toasted buns.

For many people it is too bitter, but for the right person it can be oral bliss. Make sure not to put too much because it is a whiteish opaque substance.

Flagylesternufterchire can be entirely made from scratch at home. Follow ingredients as followed and do not change recipe or else

You will need
-five lemons
-6 fully browned hash browns
-2 dashes of dill
-1 shot of rum
-4 scallops
Blend to desired consistency

Whilst it's blending you will add
-1 cup of horseradish

-finely minced black olives with seeds
-monkfish
-1lb of summer squash
-4 Chipotle peppers
-chopped pine nuts
-cactus
-corn syrup
-almond butter
-Worcestershire sauce
- 5 cups of mascarpone
-1 cashew
Slowly add these ingredients to the blender slowly whilst adding water then prepare a bowl for the following ingredients

-minced garlic

-seminal fluid from a cow (for texture)
-green beans
-pease
-baby carrots

-1 whole tomato
Now add these ingredients all to a blender and when fully congealed scoop out of blender and enjoy.

Hey can you pass the Flagylesternufterchire.

Flagylesternufterchire by Zecrom772 September 19, 2022