Flagylesternufterchire 

Flagylesternufterchire is a condiment that you can put on various food items. It can be used as a lubricant when put in between two toasted buns.

For many people it is too bitter, but for the right person it can be oral bliss. Make sure not to put too much because it is a whiteish opaque substance.

Flagylesternufterchire can be entirely made from scratch at home. Follow ingredients as followed and do not change recipe or else

You will need
-five lemons
-6 fully browned hash browns
-2 dashes of dill
-1 shot of rum
-4 scallops
Blend to desired consistency

Whilst it's blending you will add
-1 cup of horseradish

-finely minced black olives with seeds
-monkfish
-1lb of summer squash
-4 Chipotle peppers
-chopped pine nuts
-cactus
-corn syrup
-almond butter
-Worcestershire sauce
- 5 cups of mascarpone
-1 cashew
Slowly add these ingredients to the blender slowly whilst adding water then prepare a bowl for the following ingredients

-minced garlic

-seminal fluid from a cow (for texture)
-green beans
-pease
-baby carrots

-1 whole tomato
Now add these ingredients all to a blender and when fully congealed scoop out of blender and enjoy.

Hey can you pass the Flagylesternufterchire.

Flagylesternufterchire by Zecrom772 September 19, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016