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"Dude we are so fladonk"
Fladonk by Shrall May 13, 2010
To launch a high velocity male genitalia upon the cheek of the opposite sex.
I am about to fadonk that ho and brand her with my mark.
fadonk by Anonymous October 25, 2003
To slap someone's body/face with a penis; the sound it makes sounds like "fladunk."
She must a been fladunked last night, got mushroom marks all over her face
fladunk by Marizzle January 23, 2004

fladonkey 

When a person is slapped across the face with a male'e reproducing organ(penis aka dick).
Wow that guy just came up to me and fladonkeyed me and some skeet skeet got in my eye socket.
fladonkey by joTHAiStoise August 2, 2006

fladonkadonk

the art of whipping out your dong, aiming precisely, and smacking someone across the face with it
"I fladonkadonked your mother and she really liked it."
fladonkadonk by Bob February 26, 2005
to bitch slap some1 with ur dong
bree got fadonked by the enormous dick and thats why shes blind now
fadonk by Anonymous October 20, 2003
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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