flabidial 

unemotional and unromantic
mainly used as a literary term

This passage is so flabidial

flabidial by Stefan Kouts May 13, 2008

flabida 

The part of the belly of a fat person that hangs over their pants when standing up.

Hey, leave me alone or I'll punch you in the flabida.

flabida by FENIM June 11, 2006

Flabsicial 

The presence of excess flabber/skin on the body

Rhys- “ I’m suffering from flabsicial disease”

Georgia-“Oh no Rhys, is there any way you get rid of it”
Rhys-“Yes, It’s called exercise, but I really can’t be bothered”

Flabsicial by RandomMoistness June 17, 2018

Flamidia 

An STD so severe flames shoot out of the penis.

Eddie Murphey : I cant even take a piss inside my house no more, ill burn my house down.

Narrator : You got a serious case of Flamidia son.

Flamidia by ComptonFatKid April 15, 2010

Flabidiah 

A longcoat hand tailored from circumcised ballsack skin of cloans of yourself

Did you get a flabidiah for the party tonight?

Flabidiah by Peasant Please August 15, 2016

Flacidia 

Worse than Erectile Dis-function, Its a never ending struggle with limp ding dong

Girl - "Show me your cack"
Boy - "I can't!"
Girl - "Is your Flacidia acting up again?"
Boy - "......yes"

Flacidia by BVPK June 4, 2011

Flacidia 

A girl who has the power to make any penis immediately flaccid.

I was going hard and then that Flacidia popped into my head and it was over.

Flacidia by Drygina August 12, 2016