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Flabbermonkey 

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world
Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

Flabbercrombie 

An excessively overweight male sporting a tigh-fitting abercrombie and fitch t-shirt. Key signs denoting a Flabbercrombie are belly portruding from the underside resembling a sweaty muffin, and fat, flabby arms poking from the short sleeves which could be mistaken from overwhelmingly large frankfurters.
Steve: After gaining approximately 40 pounds, I decided to cheer myself with a shoppin trip to Abercrombie and Fitch to purchase a t-shirt.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.
Flabbercrombie by shaboi December 15, 2008

Flabberwonkered 

Absolutely shocked, confused and maybe a little scared.
She flashed me in public, I was flabberwonkered.
Flabberwonkered by TySpicy May 12, 2022

Flabbermonk

The actual scum of the earth, the worst person you can think of. Typically named Justin.
Good luck if you ever come across that damn flabbermonk
Flabbermonk by Joyce101 July 3, 2024

Flabbergooning 

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.
The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026