Flabbertron

When a person gets flabbergasted and thinks they are the best, therefore transforming their persona

Ever since I told her she was cute, she over there in the club acting flabbertron.

by Klipse October 21, 2010

Flabbermonkey

A non amazing animal, that is mentally stupid. Its very very offensive all across the world

Dude, that kid Curtis is a flabbermonkey, he so LAME

by Ashketchemisamazingandhott November 3, 2011

Flabbercrombie

An excessively overweight male sporting a tigh-fitting abercrombie and fitch t-shirt. Key signs denoting a Flabbercrombie are belly portruding from the underside resembling a sweaty muffin, and fat, flabby arms poking from the short sleeves which could be mistaken from overwhelmingly large frankfurters.

Steve: After gaining approximately 40 pounds, I decided to cheer myself with a shoppin trip to Abercrombie and Fitch to purchase a t-shirt.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.

by shaboi December 15, 2008

Flabberwonkered

Absolutely shocked, confused and maybe a little scared.

She flashed me in public, I was flabberwonkered.

by TySpicy May 12, 2022

Flabbermonk

The actual scum of the earth, the worst person you can think of. Typically named Justin.

Good luck if you ever come across that damn flabbermonk

by Joyce101 July 3, 2024

Flabbergooning

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.

The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.

by lovenlighttvlover911 February 9, 2025