Flabberplap

Verb: The act of punching a whale.

Two Eskimo were riding in a canoe, and flabberplapped three whales.

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Flabberlanche

When unzipping/buttoning/dressing a fat persons to tight clothing be prepared for the Flabberlanche.

Flabberlanche by skmo January 18, 2009

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An extremely loud, twelve-second, four octave fart that smells for a long time until it embeds itself in the furniture forever.

The Chode ripped a flabberblast! Gross!

Flabberblast by P $ February 15, 2004

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When someone surprises someone else (usually a stranger) by fingering them. Usually

Yo, I was just Flabberblasting Monika in the hallway, she never saw it coming!

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When you are too tired to react to something surprising.

Melanie was thrown a party but was too flabberpooped

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When two obese people blow eachother at the same time

Omg i saw two guys flabberblasting at the obesity clinic.

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ayo bro ur chatting flabbercrap

flabbercrap by alivie February 9, 2022

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