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flabbergastic 

to have an unusual urge to rape a cow. also can be said as a moo-diction.
"thats bullshit" "that makes me flabbergastic"
flabbergastic by punchyboy23 March 28, 2009

Flabbergasted 

FLABBERGASTED is defined as when your heart jumps with surprise at an amazingly unique difference in your life; often a change or surprise!
I was FLABBERGASTED when I got a letter from Harvard University saying that I'm in!

Flabbergasted 

To be greatly confused, surprised, or astonished. Or even a mix of all.
When I told Andy The Nerd that I got a higher test grade than him, he was FLABBERGASTED!

Flabbergasted 

To be in a state of confusion or surpise
I was "flabbergasted" after the bus ran over vicky.
Flabbergasted by Cameron Springer November 17, 2005

Flabbergast 

Verb, transitive.

To be amazed, awestruck or suprised into a lapse in action.

To stop what one is doing because of the shock of an event or action.
I was flabbergast at the previously posted example for flabbergast, which prompted my entry for the word.
Flabbergast by Nate January 22, 2004

flabbergastation 

the act of being flabbergasted.
oh my gosh, i can't believe it!....
Don't bother me right now, I'm in the middle of flabbergastation.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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